Horse apples! Please pardon my behavior folks. I am currently furious with Ruth. See, I have designed a type of chair that has the perfect combination of wood and bark. It was both comfortable and supportive, unlike Ruth's " weight gain" chair that would collapse every time just a puny amount of weight was set upon it. It was perfection. It had just gone on sale on the local market. I walked with pride I had not felt since the first time Myron shot me in the military. Anyway, as I was walking the road of pleasure, I walked by a food-store of some particular kind named California Pizza Kitchen.


    A television hung from a yellow tile ceiling, the commercial of my chair was displayed. I felt so warm inside, nothing could bring me down ( beside a girl scout). Then, some twerp changed the channel right before the juiciest section. What played was the "Where's the Beef" commercial starring Ruth, her foolish observation had made everyone there start laughing.

   I stormed out and went back to my territory. I opened the porch to find my son Cookie and his seven year-old daughter Elise having a sip of coffee with Ruth. Cookie told me everything that had been going on in his life and my anger was forgotten ( for now). Cookie sat down once again and remembered one more shocking thing. He said that my little Elise, was joining the " Brownies" girl scout group! I could just picture it, her begging constantly every person she came upon for them to buy ONE box and then never stop! What was worse was that all the boxes she doesn't sell, the relatives buy. Then, the other girl-scouts witness this and beg to sell MORE, and it was apparently RUTH"S idea!


I will nag Ruth in the morning. Make sure she stays off the window browser.